When I get a prostitute for 1st time - I'm going to demand...

[TheGreatSodini]

I will demand that if she is paid for an hour, she will spend that whole hour sucking.

I'll make this video prerequisite viewing (start at 3 minute mark) so that she knows how it's supposed to be done for the WHOLE HOUR (I'll keep a stop watch handy):

Hooker's tutorial

[Charlie Sheen]

The Questions Mr. President ... The Questions...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyKR2-A0KPU

[TheGreatSodini]

Originally Posted by Confidence

Except you'll last for 3 seconds and fall asleep.

You're right, I'd last 3 seconds of that and bust my load everywhere and pass out and then wake up to all my shit gone! So I should practice not passing out after nutting.