What's up homo's

[Hyxtery]

This is the most Alpha thread I've seen on these boards in a while. Atho coming in close second is the cocaine thread.

[ProPUA]

Originally Posted by twothreeoh

Not interested.

You're a guy then

[jiggleben]

Originally Posted by Icarus

Careful, I heard that her vagina has it's own set of teeth.

[ShittyAdvice]

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[midfacePUA]

lol, why would I pay to see your dong? I don't give a shit. You're a guy bragging on a forum full of dudes about his penis size. You can't get more pathetic than that... Or can you?

Anyway, we're having a Penis Pageant here. I'm the organizer.
Check the Off Topic section. Enter it if you want. You see, here you're just one dick among many.

Put up or shut up.

Cause my dong isn't community property. I am here to help these homo's get away from losers like Vince Kelvin. A penis pageant, sounds like you would love what us Gigolos call "A Palace of Cock" 5 or more dudes giving it to you at the same time. Double Vaginal Double Anal if you want, pay extra and we will creampie it. I am one dick among many, but my cock says "this is sparta".

Your here, dongs all over the place, so prove there is no sand in your vagina, start liking the smell of cocaine, and maybe me and my buds can give you a discount on the palace.

[deebeechrisyo]

My midface is better than yours.

[midfacePUA]

Cool deebs, then you should consider being a gigolo, we can palace of cock 230.

[MidnightNick]

Originally Posted by midfacePUA

we can palace of cock 230.

I don't even know what that means.

[skengman]

blessed with a perfect midface. i have a falcon.

[skengman]

anyone who uses the word midface without irony is probably scum and definitely autistic

[MidnightNick]

Originally Posted by skengman

anyone who uses the word midface without irony is probably scum and definitely autistic

[twothreeoh]

I'll pass. You're vulgar.

Originally Posted by midfacePUA

Cause my dong isn't community property. I am here to help these homo's get away from losers like Vince Kelvin. A penis pageant, sounds like you would love what us Gigolos call "A Palace of Cock" 5 or more dudes giving it to you at the same time. Double Vaginal Double Anal if you want, pay extra and we will creampie it. I am one dick among many, but my cock says "this is sparta".

Your here, dongs all over the place, so prove there is no sand in your vagina, start liking the smell of cocaine, and maybe me and my buds can give you a discount on the palace.

[skengman]

its good for you that youre lying mate because if you really were a jigalo in palm springs who posts words like midface on puahate.com and owns a falcon i'd have to drive over and resignedly beat you to death

[midfacePUA]

Unless you are a 15 year old white kid who lives in Aspen Colorado and thinks he is thugalicious superspade, which you probably are Skengman, then you should realize I am scum. I am fucking gigolo, do you think I give a shit. Yes I am blessed with what you tard's call a perfect midface, but I fuck any woman that pays me.

Otherwise, if you are cool come find me in Dr. Feelgood's down in florida, will take you out on one of my speedboats. I have 2, A donzi and a formula. One named CANNON COCK and the other THE COMPENSATOR for the irony. We will get some of the local strippers and feelgood waitresses out and have a full on fuckfest. Bring the falcon. Shit gets wild.

[skengman]

i dont like strippers but i do like speedboats. dilemma

[twothreeoh]

At least the gigolos aren't comparing photos of male models.

They bring some jizzazz to Shitty Advice.

[MidnightNick]

Originally Posted by skengman

i dont like strippers but i do like speedboats. dilemma

There's nothing wrong with strippers bro.

[skengman]

i went to a strip club once and i just kinda found the entire thing tacky and depressing. i dont really want a harried single mum's plastic tits bouncing in my face while i sit in a room full of depressed hopeless old geezers sipping overpriced drinks and having to listen to shitty eurohouse

[twothreeoh]

I went once too. It was depressing and awkward watching guys get lap dances. It is a strange thing.

I respect women who do that work, you gotta pay the bills, and I'm not gonna judge them.

On the other hand, guys who brag about banging strippers seem almost uniformly to be tacky ass bastards-- the kind of guy who'd go to a tanning salon or put product in his hair. Or tip 15% for a service no matter what.

Originally Posted by skengman

i went to a strip club once and i just kinda found the entire thing tacky and depressing. i dont really want a harried single mum's plastic tits bouncing in my face while i sit in a room full of depressed hopeless old geezers sipping overpriced drinks and having to listen to shitty eurohouse

[midfacePUA]

I am a gigolo 230, do you think I care who I bang? Might be tacky for your cookie cutter world, since your image of a gigolo is probably from some Disney movie. I have a boat with the name CANNON COCK, of course I am tacky, but you would pay for this I don't hang out in strip clubs, get the sand out. Part of the profession I know a lot. Of course some are escorts, some of my clients want a 3some.

Hanging out in those places is for Carlos Xuma and Vince Kelvin. Skeng, I will just tell you they are hired guns or whatever the homo's here call a girl who has a job. Strippers are dumb bitches, but fun on a speedboat topless, drunk, and good for a quick blowjob while sipping on a cold one as you talk to your buds. That is all they are worth.

[twothreeoh]

I'm sorry, I just don't believe you're a gigolo.

Now suck my dick.

Originally Posted by midfacePUA

I am a gigolo 230, do you think I care who I bang? Might be tacky for your cookie cutter world, since your image of a gigolo is probably from some Disney movie. I have a boat with the name CANNON COCK, of course I am tacky, but you would pay for this I don't hang out in strip clubs, get the sand out. Part of the profession I know a lot. Of course some are escorts, some of my clients want a 3some.

Hanging out in those places is for Carlos Xuma and Vince Kelvin. Skeng, I will just tell you they are hired guns or whatever the homo's here call a girl who has a job. Strippers are dumb bitches, but fun on a speedboat topless, drunk, and good for a quick blowjob while sipping on a cold one as you talk to your buds. That is all they are worth.

[LooksTheory]

Originally Posted by twothreeoh

I'm sorry, I just don't believe you're a gigolo.

Now suck my dick.

Good night 240 I use wax/clay in my hair for that spikily look that you love so much.

[MidnightNick]

Originally Posted by twothreeoh

I went once too. It was depressing and awkward watching guys get lap dances. It is a strange thing.

I respect women who do that work, you gotta pay the bills, and I'm not gonna judge them.

On the other hand, guys who brag about banging strippers seem almost uniformly to be tacky ass bastards-- the kind of guy who'd go to a tanning salon or put product in his hair. Or tip 15% for a service no matter what.

Never been to a strip club, but I dated a stripper, she was pretty cool. But I never got that either, why people brag about it.

[midfacePUA]

Whatever helps you sleep at night 230. Or whatever your female attempt is to act like you win. Or maybe the original "Suck my dick" Wow, come up with that one on your own? Here I will try one, let me know your puss filled vagina thoughts "Believe what you wanna believe!" Does that work?

I am a gigolo, I fucking love it. I am here to help these guys get laid. If you pay me, I will send you a picture of my sparta cock.

[midfacePUA]

I will also happily tell you my principles and philosophies baby.

[twothreeoh]

Are you done?

[midfacePUA]

Uh oh, more sand in your vagina. Your validation of me is of the utmost importance, Carlos Xuma said so.

[twothreeoh]

I guess you're not. done.