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05-01-2012, 09:11 AM
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This is day 1. The goal is to not masturbate till the first day of next year (about half a year).

It will be hard , harder than I expected , harder than anyone here expects it to be. Bun nothing worthwhile is ever easy.

I am making a plan , this time I will not go on this quest empty handed.

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05-01-2012, 09:59 AM
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05-01-2012, 10:10 AM
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This is day 1. The goal is to not masturbate till the first day of next year (about half a year).

It will be hard , harder than I expected , harder than anyone here expects it to be. Bun nothing worthwhile is ever easy.

I am making a plan , this time I will not go on this quest empty handed.
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to cure the high libido and masturbation/porn you must stop eating meat
otherwise you will not hold 1 week

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05-01-2012, 09:00 PM
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05-02-2012, 07:34 AM
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find an alternative to replace mastie.

maybe lifting weights or learn a new skill.

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05-02-2012, 08:33 AM
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This not masturbating thing just sounds stupid! Why?

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05-02-2012, 10:01 AM
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This is day 1. The goal is to not masturbate till the first day of next year (about half a year).

It will be hard , harder than I expected , harder than anyone here expects it to be. Bun nothing worthwhile is ever easy.

I am making a plan , this time I will not go on this quest empty handed.
hey man, it's good you're sticking to it
yes it's harder than you ever thought
so try not to be obsessed with it
take it easy and focus on changing your HABITS that result in porn-masturbation

you may be thinking that you do it because you really like it, or it's a relief - most of the times it is NOT, it's just a stupid habit

so try to observe closely when you relapse and change your small habits and the trail of thoughts

you don't have to care too much about the day counts, that's secondary
nothing magic will happen if you go clean for 10,15,..days

it's just that the more you remove it from your life, the more its implications are lessened







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05-02-2012, 10:03 AM
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This not masturbating thing just sounds stupid! Why?
go check yourbrainonporn.com

I would have paid thousands of bucks to know this information some years ago...

hey, but keep in mind, it doesn't apply to everybody
your mileage may vary, but the information is good to know

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05-02-2012, 10:28 AM
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day 2: no simptoms , life is good.

I may be going insane , but I actually feel like there is some decision making netity deep inside my mind , that controls most of my decision.

I could see its face when succumbing to masturbation after 8 days of abstinence.

I actually could see it a long time before than , mood changes , ideas that lead to masturbation , how I react when hardship happen , those are not decisions made by me. It sounds weird , but I am not making most of my decision , my instinct takes them for me.

Fuck my life , every day I am being discriminated against based on looks. I get depressed cuz I see how shitty and superficial the world is against me , and so my fucking instinct is bound to be fueled by my anger and rage and frustration.

Also , fuck you all the morons that ask me why I want to quit porn. I said that so many times you are pretty stupid for not listening: a man who masturbates = a slave for his instincts. I do not want to live as a slave.


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05-02-2012, 11:04 AM
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Dude you're a human not a fucking robot. The instincts you have are as hard wired as any other.

I don't even look at porn really these days (as I would go overboard if I did) and you don't do it too much then. Just bust a nut now and again and then go about your day.
Yeah, I agree. Once you've ejaced you instantly lose interest in porn. The hardest part for me is to finish, I can look & touch at porn for hours without ending which does consume a lot of time. If I could just achieve a relief within a few minutes of feeling the sexual urge I would be a happy guy but I decide to prolong it instead







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05-02-2012, 11:23 AM
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For health reasons you fucking dork, you gotta clear the pipes at least once every two weeks. Just wack it, but only blow your gravy once every two weeks. You will learn stamina that way. I don't care if you stop porn, but you have to clear the pipes of gravy once every 2 weeks. Fuck I barely got a GED and know that.

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05-02-2012, 11:51 AM
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This is day 1. The goal is to not masturbate till the first day of next year (about half a year).

It will be hard , harder than I expected , harder than anyone here expects it to be. Bun nothing worthwhile is ever easy.

I am making a plan , this time I will not go on this quest empty handed.
Do it in two stages for first stage you can just quit porn

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05-02-2012, 12:34 PM
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This is day 1. The goal is to not masturbate till the first day of next year (about half a year).

It will be hard , harder than I expected , harder than anyone here expects it to be. Bun nothing worthwhile is ever easy.

I am making a plan , this time I will not go on this quest empty handed.
Do you have a job? I have been working long hours and by the time I get home I'm so exhausted that the last thing I would want to is watch porn (or have sex). You feel like a zombie.







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05-02-2012, 02:05 PM
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Do you have a job? I have been working long hours and by the time I get home I'm so exhausted that the last thing I would want to is watch porn (or have sex). You feel like a zombie.
And yet somehow homo99 is able to look up pictures of male models online. Suddenly he's not so tired.

Fag.

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05-03-2012, 10:14 AM
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day 3: no simptoms , jogged till I was very tired so I guess being tired will be my biggest weapon against this addiction.

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05-03-2012, 04:50 PM
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Biological functions aren't addictions lol

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05-03-2012, 09:37 PM
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Biological functions aren't addictions lol
porn and masturbation is not a biological function. It is actually the abuse of the normal thing (sex).

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05-04-2012, 01:29 AM
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porn and masturbation is not a biological function. It is actually the abuse of the normal thing (sex).
you think you will go to hell if you masturbate or what?

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05-04-2012, 01:35 AM
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05-04-2012, 01:44 AM
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porn and masturbation is not a biological function. It is actually the abuse of the normal thing (sex).
holy fuck you have lost it

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05-04-2012, 12:02 PM
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day 4: no simptoms

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05-04-2012, 12:05 PM
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day 4: no simptoms
May I ask why you are giving up masturbation? Not trolling, just curious. Also, how old are you?

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day 4: no simptoms
Dude you're losing the ability to spell! You need to jerk it pronto!



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05-05-2012, 03:16 PM
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day 5: nothing new , gym + jogging seem to have a good impact on me.

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05-06-2012, 03:11 AM
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You're thinking about it all the time, so it is likely you will go back, and for every day you don't do it your body will make you pay a greater amount, e.g. if you don't wank for 10 days, your body will compensate with 15-20 perhaps.

You didn't even mention an alternative pursuit or even a reason for not wanking, so you'll get a build up of tension that you'll have to let out with a vengeance

Forget these bullshit websites with half truths, some things they say are true, but then they twist it, often for religious or fake moral reasons.

If you have a porn problem, fine, sort it out. But wanking is completely NORMAL! Just go back to what our ancestors did, wank to your imagination or soft core pictures at most. These things will help. DO THIS.

Your body needs release, don't torture yourself needlessly. Which woman are you saving yourself for? None!

There's more to it than this, but I'll leave the rest...







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05-06-2012, 10:27 PM
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day 6 (yesterday): nothing new

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05-07-2012, 09:21 AM
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day 1 for me...I don't remember exactly how many times I tried before..I got to the point where I watch femdom forced bisexuality...

I know, I'm ill







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05-07-2012, 09:23 AM
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I just banged a girl, it feels good when she blew my dick. I am no longer interested in jerking off or watching porn because I bang real women.

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05-07-2012, 09:51 AM
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