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07-23-2011, 05:56 PM
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The August bot is: Does Looks Matter


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07-23-2011, 06:06 PM
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does looks matter, or is it matter that does the look? - can it be true?

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07-24-2011, 12:29 AM
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think which bots could pull traffic here

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07-24-2011, 09:10 AM
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Suggestion for content, anything written by the "looks"-trio

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07-24-2011, 09:52 AM
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I thought looks mattered until I enlarged my penis.
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Private counseling provided by HappyLittleBoy convinced me that looks mattered even more than I realized.

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07-24-2011, 10:15 AM
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I thought looks mattered until I saw Tyler. He gets laid, so now I know looks don't matter. Tyler is a god and RSD rocks! Viva RSD!

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If looks mattered how come Johnny Soporno sleeps with so many porn stars?


I'm gonna go watch Johnny Soporno videos and learn from the master.

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Style = Proof looks don't matter

'nuff said




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07-24-2011, 10:29 AM
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According to famed Looksologist HappyLittleBoy, one can combat lookism by removing fecal matter and mucus from the mouth and teeth before venturing into public.

When asked for comment, HappyLittleBoy responded in earnest, "It's common sense really, but it is important to spread the message that looks do matter and here is a simple way to improve your looks."

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A recent psychological study conducted by HappyLittleBoy of Wankershire University suggests that a blue shirt can enhance the looks of the wearer.

This study corroborates the teachings of world-renowned dick, David DeAngelo.

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07-24-2011, 10:33 AM
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*Notice*

The internet waited eagerly for the release of the 20 hour analysis of the Looks Matter threads. Unfortunately the analyst did not save his work.

At present, the analyst is crying, wanking in a dark corner.

The internet still wonders whether Looks Matter.

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boobs

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FLCL is funny

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If looks matter does this mean I can stop bathing?

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Do looks matter if you are a poster on this forum?

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07-24-2011, 10:55 AM
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If I were stranded on a desert island I would take with me the looks trio because looks matter.

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HappyLittleBoy fathered a baby burrito!

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I really like you, but I just want to be friends.

Sure we can still hang out.
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It's not you, it's me.

No, actually it's you.

It's your looks.
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gonorrhea

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HappyLittleBoy is the proud mother of a scab collection.

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This is the lamest bot ever.

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07-24-2011, 11:08 AM
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RSD = Looks Don't Matter

Looks Don't Matter = LEGIT

RSD = LEGIT



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More than anything, pick up taught me that looks don't matter.

That's why I keep subscribing to guru newsletters.
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A wise man once said "stfu."

That wise man is a hanger-on of Tyler. Tyler gets with tons of fine women.

Conclusion: Looks matter

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Fact:

"Asperger weirdo" is German for Looks Matter.

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07-24-2011, 11:40 AM
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Style fired HappyLittleBoy, citing complaints from clients that he made them uncomfortable.

HappyLittleBoy believed clients to be jealous of his ridiculously good looks.

Now HappyLittleBoy works behind the scenes for Venusian Arts as a phone operator.

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Announcing an exciting new seminar:

"Looks Matter... Here's Why!"

By renowned Looksologist HappyLittleBoy of Wankershire University.

Location: Back of onenatural's ice cream truck.

Fee: Money or some stuff, whatever you can spare to help us get by.

+Attendees are kindly reminded the truck a workplace and home and to treat it with respect+

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07-24-2011, 11:42 AM
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"The number one thing you can do is watch The Blueprint. Not only does it expand your mind, it improves your looks. I watch and study it in its entirety once a month."

--onenatural, satisfied RSD customer


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07-24-2011, 11:46 AM
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"When I was growing up people called me an asperger weirdo. I thought it meant I needed to spend hundreds of hours watching men tell me how to pick up women. I was wrong. It meant I needed to take a shower.

Fuck them! Personal hygiene is for asperger weirdos."

--- PUA, lover of the phrase asperger weirdo


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07-24-2011, 12:20 PM
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Dude, I need my plastic surgery money. Looks maters brah, looks matters!

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07-24-2011, 12:26 PM
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Dude, I need my plastic surgery money.
The first annual PuaHATE Plastic Surgery Donation Drive begins today for HappyLittleBoy.

HappyLittleBoy spent his savings on a Venusian Arts certification course and cannot afford the wart removal he so desperately desires.

Please send donations to:

HappyLittleBoy c/o
onenatural, LLC
ICE CREAM TRUCK, BACK

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07-24-2011, 12:55 PM
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Know what makes my dingle tingle?

Fighting crime-- man on man pickup artist crime.

And a strong, manly jawline.


---HappyLittleBoy


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07-24-2011, 01:38 PM
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Wow



This thread just about makes me obsolete, before I even had a chance to get started.



An epic display of trolling and mental instability.

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07-24-2011, 02:30 PM
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Wow



This thread just about makes me obsolete, before I even had a chance to get started.



An epic display of trolling and mental instability.
It seems that last sentence was a late addition.

Obvious troll is butthurt. Obviously.



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07-24-2011, 02:34 PM
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Here's my contribution:

I don't get it. Strippers and shot girls give me IOI's all the time, but I still don't get laid.



Every time I get shot down from asking a girl out on Facebook and an online dating site, I then use my fake male model account to message them just to prove what superficial cunts these women are.







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07-24-2011, 02:40 PM
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Clitoris size matters

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07-24-2011, 02:41 PM
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Do looks matter too animals?

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07-24-2011, 02:43 PM
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I'm high on smegma

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07-24-2011, 02:44 PM
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Last girl I've put my dick in was a man

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07-24-2011, 02:47 PM
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"Do looks matter?" (Stopped reading there)

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07-24-2011, 02:47 PM
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Do looks matter to robots?

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07-24-2011, 02:48 PM
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Since I forgot about "do looks matter" I had a shitton of lays

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07-24-2011, 02:50 PM
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I've tattooed "Do looks matter" on my forehead.

HUGE DHV, CANT EVEN VISIT THE SUPERMAKET WITHOUT GETTIN RAPED


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07-24-2011, 02:51 PM
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Just because PU claims looks don't matter, it doesn't mean the opposit is right.

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07-24-2011, 02:53 PM
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i made a fake profile of a handsome guy on plentyofifsh, okcupid, and face the jury. i specifically put I HAD NO JOB AND NO CAR. hb 8,9 10 WERE STILL READY TO MEET ME FOR CASUAL SEX.

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I'm good looking,it's just that my personality sucks,that's why girls spit on me,spill their drinks on my face, i don't know why, but they can see that i'm a depressed guy 100 miles away, otherwise they wouldn't leave me alone, i could get them wet and pregnant only by staring at their vaginas.Looks doesn't mattres guys
to prove that i'm good looking: yesterday a blind stripper came to me and said: HEY HOTTIE, Wanna pay me for a ride?
I don't even need to add all the time my mom says that i'm handsome, there's no need

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