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08-31-2011, 05:31 AM
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general pros:
1. no worry about sex 2. emotional tampon 3. never lonely 4. someone tells you they love u every day and its (hopefully) a hot girl and not your mom general cons: 1. breaking up (you probably will) will suck dick 2. She will start bitching at you for all the "bad" things you usually did before because she "cares" AKA she will invade your personal life 3. you will be tied down to only fuking her in return to no worries about sex
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08-31-2011, 05:46 AM
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Pros:
1. Company 2. Armchair therapy 3. Intimacy 4. Sex Cons: 1. Duty to join her social circle 2. Duty to get to know her family 3. Arguments 4. Becoming slightly more effeminate 5. Losing freedom 6. Fearing that you will lose her
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08-31-2011, 06:25 AM
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Pros:
*Sex (if the sex is good) *Company *Shared Interests *"Love" (whatever that is) I don't believe in it but some people do *The idea of conflict is what gives meaning to your life Cons: *You have to deal with her family problems *You have to deal with her financial situation *Less personal time *Forget about having female friends *You have to care for the shit that happens to her *You have to care for the shit that happens to her friends/family *You have to join her social circle *You have to deal with her friends, and if they don't like you, it will be hell *Eventually something is going to break, a condom or the relationship itself, or both *You may get her pregnant *You may get married to her *Eventually she will get old and ugly *Eventually sex is not going to be so cool *You get emotionally tied up to a woman. If she leaves you, you suffer, if she dies you suffer. *Sex (if she sucks at it, or is an undercover religious person and you didn't find out) *If you move with her you're going to have to deal with her fucked up logic and her shopping days, watching at your credit card bill will be hell *If you start a family she will care more for the children than for you, and your sex live will suffer the consequences. *If you start a family most of your money is going to your children's well being, forget about your hobbies. I honestly don't know how I spent so many times wishing for a girlfriend. |
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08-31-2011, 06:32 AM
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Sex is not a pro with having a girlfriend... sex becomes boring after like 1-2 months.
A girlfriend is one of those things in life which seems AMAZING, and then you suddenly get one and you are on clouds the first 2-3 weeks and then it's just nothing special.
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08-31-2011, 06:44 AM
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08-31-2011, 07:23 AM
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The DREAM:
Go round fucking girls until you meet one who is special and ticks all your boxes and have an amazing relationship. The REALITY: Get rejected left right and centre. Occasionally get to have sex with girls who are ugly or average looking. Eventually get bored of this life and settle for one of said ugly or average looking girls even though you don't love them. Get sick of their demands, nagging and the dismal sex life. Go back to get rejected left right and centre. Rinse and repeat. |
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08-31-2011, 07:41 AM
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Have every hot girl at a hands distance ready to suck your dick. Be surrounded by a shitload of attractive girls THE REALITY: Only surrounded by a handful of girls per group of 20 random people. A handful of those girls automatically ready to suck your dick in a moments notice
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08-31-2011, 07:43 AM
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THE DREAM: Be surrounded by a shitload of attractive guys. Have every hot guy around you ready to fuck you in a moments notice. Have men literally swarm to you for the honey in your beehive THE REALITY: Be surrounded by only a handful of attractive guys in a group of 20 random people. Have only a handful of those guys ready to fuck you in a moments notice. Have only a few in that handful proactive/aggressive enough to start piling moves on you and pulling you into their bedroom with no effort on your part.
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