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08-31-2011, 11:34 PM
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Oh hey. Long time no see. it's your pal, sherlock.

I've learned a few things since I last came here.

1. Be Skinny.
2. Practice approaching strangers.
3. Supplements, like, Testosterone Boosters aren't Fake. They're real and help out game.

Some people don't pay attention to Testosterone Booster Pills. They just ignore it. Because it's not "Game". Not true my friend. You gotta stop ignoring things... that are real!

4. Be Well Groomed. Get rid of all the hair. If you think something is messed up or "Doesn't look right". Then it doesn't. Plain and simple. Over time, you'll develop your own sense... of style...

5. Have a life. And have a job/hobby, something of interest.

6. I don't know. Really. Pick up Arts isn't LIFE. There are other things in Life, that play out in "Your Game".

The Major one being "Social Media Influence". Because of this. A girl will like...What ever T.V/Radio/Media says...

Unfortunately, T.V/Radio/Media doesn't say, nerds who eat hot pockets aren't sexy. But if they did. They would be influence.

So think about that for a minute.

So. I'll take any questions. I am natural. So.. I'll give you my best opinion without being so comforting. i'll give you the truth.

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08-31-2011, 11:48 PM
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Oh. And if you're wondering.. how I Would try to get in the pants of a girl.

it's pretty simple. Dress Sharp. Have the Juices flowing. Don't masturbate for around 30 days.

then. go out. meet girls on the Subway or something. Ask her on a "Mini-Date". Sexually entice her. Go back to your place for a drink... or a smoke.

If you're back at your place. Then you're golden. Get her a little dizzy and pull your dick out and she'll suck like a baby.

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08-31-2011, 11:52 PM
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fuk man i wish i could see a picture of you

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08-31-2011, 11:58 PM
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09-01-2011, 12:24 AM
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it's pretty simple. Dress Sharp. Have the Juices flowing. Don't masturbate for around 30 days.
You do realize no human male has ever made it past 4 days? The one guy who got to 4 days actually died on the 5th day from a heart attack.

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09-01-2011, 12:52 AM
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well. im on day.. 23...

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09-01-2011, 02:33 AM
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Oh hey. Long time no see. it's your pal, sherlock.

I've learned a few things since I last came here.

1. Be Skinny.
2. Practice approaching strangers.
3. Supplements, like, Testosterone Boosters aren't Fake. They're real and help out game.

Some people don't pay attention to Testosterone Booster Pills. They just ignore it. Because it's not "Game". Not true my friend. You gotta stop ignoring things... that are real!

4. Be Well Groomed. Get rid of all the hair. If you think something is messed up or "Doesn't look right". Then it doesn't. Plain and simple. Over time, you'll develop your own sense... of style...

5. Have a life. And have a job/hobby, something of interest.

6. I don't know. Really. Pick up Arts isn't LIFE. There are other things in Life, that play out in "Your Game".

The Major one being "Social Media Influence". Because of this. A girl will like...What ever T.V/Radio/Media says...

Unfortunately, T.V/Radio/Media doesn't say, nerds who eat hot pockets aren't sexy. But if they did. They would be influence.

So think about that for a minute.

So. I'll take any questions. I am natural. So.. I'll give you my best opinion without being so comforting. i'll give you the truth.


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09-01-2011, 02:40 AM
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I'm skinny, well-groomed and I have a high status position because I own several internet businesses and don't have to work for the man. I am often complemented on my clothing. That is supposed to be alpha.

I've had plenty of friends who were girls and when we went out to bars and things, they were of no use when gaming other girls. It is my looks, most likely my face that does not allow me to get a girlfriend.

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09-01-2011, 02:52 AM
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We're doomed...



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09-01-2011, 04:19 AM
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09-01-2011, 04:44 AM
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My naked brain is prettier than your face.

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09-01-2011, 05:54 AM
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Quote:
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The Major one being "Social Media Influence". Because of this. A girl will like...What ever T.V/Radio/Media says...

Unfortunately, T.V/Radio/Media doesn't say, nerds who eat hot pockets aren't sexy. But if they did. They would be influence.

So think about that for a minute.
True dat. If da meedcha told you that fat and ugly girls are sexy you would think that too.

They would be influence.

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09-01-2011, 08:27 AM
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3. Supplements, like, Testosterone Boosters aren't Fake. They're real and help out game.
They are 100% scams. The only thing that will boost your testosterone significantly comes out of vial.







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