Woke Up this Morning and Wanted to Punch a Guru

[startmeup]

Everything that's wrong in my life is because of them. No women, no money, no friends. They caused this. I wished I could have seen just one guru this morning so I'd have something to punch. I hate them

WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL AGAIN!!?!?!?!?!!??!

[Bullshit]

I woke up this morning and fapped.

[Kick]

I woke up this morning and punched my dick in the face

[youtube]

Originally Posted by startmeup

Everything that's wrong in my life is because of them. No women, no money, no friends. They caused this. I wished I could have seen just one guru this morning so I'd have something to punch. I hate them

WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL AGAIN!!?!?!?!?!!??!

i woke up this morning and told my father: give me a minute

[youtube]

ull be fine/
stop talking pua though.
in 1 year ull feel fine

[L U C I F E R]

woke up this morning, took my shirt off. made her cum.

then went about my day.

[DJ Fuji Bot]

i maybe 5 foot 4 but i'm 6 foot 1 with my mohawk and platform boots