February Bot Character CONTENT Thread

[Nicholaus]

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Per the voting results, the character which will be added to the forum multi-bot in February is: Discovery

You guys have until 2/1/11 to post in this thread the content you want the bot character to say.


*** Please keep the content reasonable (nothing that can be considered libel, slander, etc...). The poster "ShaunMichaelAdams" in the voting thread may actually be Discovery. ***



Voting Results

Roosh: 1
Sexually Suggestive: 1
Forever Alone: 4
Aspergers: 1
Timothy Ferriss: 1
Nicholaus the Liar: 1
Freemasonary: 1
Christopher Hitchens' Ghost: 1
Discovery: 6
Chinpoko's Chin: 1
Tyler and His Ex-Girlfriend: 1

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[HappyLittleBoy]

Hey OP, you owe me money. My mate is an ex army officer, and I'm sending him around to your house.

I'm going to send your friends, your family and your workmates all your infield videos and won't that be embarrassing for you.

All our infield footage is fake because I've ordered my staff to fake it.

I declared bankruptcy to avoid paying the people I owed, and I nearly got away with it too if it wasn't for you pesky kids!

When I was a child I was terrified of clowns, but now I've learned to see them for what they really are: Workmates.

I don't tell anyone that I work for Venusian Arts. Not because I'm hiding from my debts, but because I work for Venusian Arts!

[colver84]

Discovery: Cos if I don't get paid you don't get laid

[Chazz Reinhold]

Discovery:
My legal team will be watching this site very closely if this "bot" libels me. What do you have to hide? What kind of cowards hide behind handles, scared for people to find out their real names?

There are operations in place to bring everybody here to justice.

Think of yourselves as the Megaupload of PU sites. Think very carefully about what you say from now on.

[Barry Kirkey]

I use my girlfriend's giant nose to vacuum my living room floor.

[Simplyfly]

So I take it you classify this as libellous?

http://puahate.com/showpost.php?p=1303804&postcount=9 < My earlier bot content contributions, just use some of them.

I say don't worry he doesn't have a leg to stand on legally it's just another idle threat (if it really is him) but then again it's your site.

[Simplyfly]

"we have tried hard with you - but being spineless and not responding as you owe money is pitiful.

Yes, if embarrassment helps provoke your pain and want to avoid further, yes I will share with your parents - I have all your emails of why you want to do the program and even videos of you at Vegas infield and in classroom.

Your choice - this won go away an won't be dealt with in your preferred manner. " - Shaun Michael Adams aka Discovery 19 April 2011 10:33:46

[Midnight]

You've never heard of me? I have my own television channel.

[PuaHateBot Bot]

Your bots may have copper wiring to re-route fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

[Simplyfly]

[Tryhards]

Who else here has started a business, been the CEO of a successful company, successfully trained thousands of men, and been awarded the coveted Master Pick-Up Artist Badge from Mystery himself? Only my hand is raised.

Stop blaming others for your misfortunes and take responsibility for your life. Coincidentally, I do live this everyday with my finances.

Lovedrop wants to prosecute, but I've convinced him to back off. Take this offer and let's part on good terms.

I've coined the term "Pure Violation."

[PUA 9000]

Originally Posted by ShaunMichaelAdams

If I was a scam artist would Mystery have awarded me the coveted Master Pickup Artist badge?

Hands up who's achieved all of those things and more. It's just me with my hand up. Exactly.

With Pride And Respect
Discovery
CEO of Venusian Arts

[shutupwoman]

nicholaus the liar +1

the server is lagging because of, uhm, updates.
mom walks into room. quickly shuffles off all homoerotic torrent downloads.

[charlied]

Yes I am a discharged bankrupt, that is totally totally true. But it is not at all true that I wore my flashers Macintosh and exposed myself to children, resulting in me having to pay the parents off and causing the bankruptcy. That is an absurd comment by Charlied.



That is slander and you will be hearing from my legal counsel!

It is completely untrue that I was made bankrupt after paying off some parents. I did nothing to any children.

Yes, I am dating a blond at the moment. Yes, I am refusing to specify which gender that blond is.

I have a badge from Mystery making me his Master PUA of the month. Do you think he gives those out to just anyone?

Yes, it's true that I was not really Insight's trainer of the month. Insight had never heard of me. Yes, I did have a load of fictitious things on my sales page on Venusian Arts. But it's all deleted now!

[charlied]

I sell boot camps to make men good with women. Before PUA, the human race was about to be wiped out. It was rising exponentially until the feminism movement started in the 70's, then it nose dived. A lot of people say that there was actually a massive boom in children at the same time feminism occurred; called "the baby boom," but that's all lies. It was because Robert Greene released his book on seduction. Without me you'll never get laid.

[charlied]

Bone structure doesn't matter. It's all about how much visible forehead you have going on. I have a maximal rate. As I explained to my class: Forehead = AX + 3Be4 / 45454542322B + HB(RATIO) / HBTRANNY FACTOR...

[charlied]

Try out my new method. I call it "Pure VIOLATION". Merriam-Webster defines violation as rape or ravishment.

[charlied]

I am watching all the threads on PUAHATE like a hawk. Some might say it's because I'm sensitive to criticism. I'd say they could be harming my ability to make money in PUA, but I doubt that would hold up in court, what with me being a discharged bankrupt and being unable to manage my finances, no matter the situation.

[Discovery Means Value]

Try out my new method. I call it "Pure Satisfaction". Merriam-Webster defines it as full customer satisfaction. 100% of customers polled agree they find my bootcamps informative and engaging.

They take what they learn and satisfy women in the field. Satisfaction for everyone, at a reasonable price.

[charlied]

I have huge value. No, not financially, as a discharged bankrupt I have to pay a large sum of my income to the UK government every month as reparations to the various creditors I have defaulted to. I mean an intangible, some might say - worthless value.

[Discovery Means Value]

"I take money from men who give it to me in the form of cash because Mystery gave me the PUA badge of honor to do it. The men who gave me their money agreed at the time they gave me their money that the badge was impressive."

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"I like to brag to Kosmo and Joe D that I have a PUA badge of honor and that nonsense qualifications like these impressive men to give me large amounts of cash without thinking through the ramifications of doing so in advance."

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"Im mystery's best boyfriend.....in the UK "

Heterosexual promiscuity is laudable, but promiscuity among men deserves contempt.

Know your audience!

I am addressing a bunch of emotionally stunted morons, who, not coincidentally, are my target audience.

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" I had a great weekend guys ! we spend the whole night talking about sets." So did every other guy reading this post right now.

[charlied]

When moving from S2 to S3 in the Mystery Model you must be prepared to motivate yourself. Sometimes motivation involves coercion. Viva la violation!

[Discovery Means Value]

"I scam Virgins and Vulnerable men like Simplyfly cause Mystery gave me the mPUA badge of honor to do it. Simplyfly wanted to touch my badge and I told him it'd cost him extra. Of course he paid to touch my badge."
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I told my girlfriend I'm CEO of two sucessful companies to get her to drop her knickers. Simplyfly dropped his pants too, but I insisted that he pull them back up.

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"I full closed the Government, banks utility companies and many more out of over £130K that's almost a quarter of a million in US $" Sadly this has nothing to do with Simplyfly meriting a refund for services rendered in full, which he paid for inexplicably in cash.

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"I'm Mystery's bum chum.....in the UK. That guy gets around" Simplyfly keeps saying this. The man doesn't take rejection lightly. Dude, it's time to move on. You're just not my type.

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"Matador and I work out together... work out the best way to scam and Violate Virgins and Vulnerable men like Simplyfly even though he wasn't scammed or physically violated."

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"Matador and I are soo close, we slept on the same bed side by side, a practice that is common in many countries and doesn't imply eroticism-- unless you're a Virgin and Vulnerable man (sic).


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"Simplyfly met Style and felt his fury coat ...He screamed like any groupie little girl. Then he asked Style if he wanted to "full close"

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Simplyfly told Discovery: "I know we make a cute couple" Sadly the feelings were not reciprocated.

[Discovery Means Value]

If any dating coach deserves the title "guru" it's Discovery. Dude took my game to another level. Here's to you Discovery. You put your heart and soul into everything you do.

You Are The MAN.

[Discovery Means Value]

There's just something primal in the sexuality that Discovery brings to the table and the bedroom. I've seen chicks literally unbutton his shirt in the club. I don't know how he does it.

But just being around the guy, I dunno, his aura rubs off on me. He's teachings really helped me become a better man and lover.

[charlied]

Simplyfly is weird and I doubt anyone cared that I took all that money from him. I promised him a refund if he stopped posting on PUAHATE, but in the end he decided to point out I was a discharged bankrupt and he even forced me to set up a deal to start to pay back the thousands I owed to my creditors. I wish I'd paid him the 900 back now. Can I have a time machine?

[Discovery Means Value]

If peeing in a toilet is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

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My mate fancies cavemanning. I prefer showing a woman you care by taking her for a meal and dancing. Have a magical night on the town. Romance stimulates the senses and brings out the passion in your partner.


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If I weren't a first-class dating coach, I would be a zookeeper or an astronaut.

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I give my heart and soul to my clients, but sometimes they want more. Sometimes they want my body. And that's where I must draw the line. What's in my pants is my business.

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If you had testicles as big as mine, you'd know what it's like going through life as a professional bad-ass. Sadly you'll never know what it feels like to be envied and feared by men the world over.

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Charisma is an aphrodisiac best brewed in one's pants. Try not to spray it on men, or you'll confuse Virgins and Vulnerable men.

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My favorite pizza is pepperoni and snail anus.

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[Discovery Means Value]

In 2010, out of the million most popular (most trafficked) websites in the world, 42,337 were sex-related sites. That’s about 4% of sites.

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The research from the University of Padua in Italy suggests that erectile dysfunction due to excessive use of web porn begins for many men in their teens. 70% of those young men who came to seek help for performance issues said they were habitual users of web porn.

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Psychology today recently published an article by Marnia Robinson, author of Cupid’s Poisoned Arrow, which stated that a growing number of young men addicted to porn, that are otherwise healthy, were developing an inability to be turned on by real partners. Supported by research from Italy and elsewhere the idea is that internet porn desensitizes young men to such a degree that when actually faced with a real human from their target sex group, they are entirely unable to participate as they should.

[Kick]

This is going to be the lamest bot ever.

[Discovery Means Value]

Discovery is the classiest, sexiest bot ever.

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Thanks to Simplyfly, awareness of Venusian Arts services has skyrocketed 400%. We're doing more business than ever before. Read testimonials written by our satisfied customers at our website.

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Discovery and Venusian Arts want to help you learn how to insert your penis into a willing vagina. We will guide you step by step through the process. We will be there to record the special moment, when it happens, for the first time.*

If your penis fails to engage a vagina on your first try, please understand there will be no refunds.

*For an extra fee we can post the video to your mum.
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Discovery warned Simplyfly not to wear a buttplug on a string and call it a necklace.

Such peacocking gear is not endorsed by Discovery or Venusian Arts-- all the more so since said buttplug had not been washed, nor, judging by the condition of the buttplug had the butt the plug had previously plugged.

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To Simplyfly:

The sudden onset of explosive, violent diarrhea in the middle of a set is not grounds for a refund. That poor girl had every right to run screaming in horror from the scene, as did I and my posse.

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For those looking for alternative to classy, one-on-one dating training with a man, might I suggest: grow up and get a life?

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GetgirlsUK is the coolest motherfucker this side of the Thames!

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I strenuously deny any and all allegations that getgirlsUK gets any girls or in any way represents the UK.

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Obama-Discovery 2012

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Discovery nexted Simplyfly and a lot of tears were shed.

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Venusian Arts is LEGIT.