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  #31  
01-28-2012, 01:15 PM
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Due to recent difficulties involving a gentleman we shall call Pimplyfly, VA must stress that the relationship between trainer and trainee ENDS at the end of the camp.

Pimplyfly, please understand it is for our coaches' safety that we insist you stop making overtures of a personal nature to Discovery.

We trust you bake a terrific apple pie, but we cannot accept invitations to your home, or accept baked goods through the mail.

This is your last warning before we turn matters over to the Internet Police.

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  #32  
01-28-2012, 01:18 PM
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Pimplyfly never met a dating coach he didn't like giving wads and wads of cash to for them to spend on whatever the fuck they pleased.

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A fool and his thousands of pounds are soon parted when a man with a fancy coat and hat appears on the scene.

  #33  
01-28-2012, 01:25 PM
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-A drama in one act-

Pimplyfly: Can I give you lots of money for dating training?
Discovery: Ok man, it'll be awesome!
Pimplyfly: Here is lots of money in cash!
Discovery: Cool man, here's your training.
Pimplyfly: Thanks for the training. Can I have some money back now?
Discovery: No.
Pimplyfly: Scammer!

  #34  
01-28-2012, 01:35 PM
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Discovery scammed his way into my heart and I've been lovesick ever since. Someone, please help me.
--Pimplyfly, lovesick dandy







  #35  
01-28-2012, 01:36 PM
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I pledge allegiance to the scams of the United States of Scammers. And to the Republic for which it scams, one Nation, under God, with liberty and scams for all.

  #36  
01-28-2012, 01:50 PM
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Pimplyfly cordially invites you to his annual Garden Party. He requests your attendance in bright floral pantaloons and a form-fitting top. Mr. Discovery Valueman will be the guest of honor, so come prepared to enjoy an evening celebrating not only Pimplyfly's lovely garden and butterfly collection, but also the life and work of Venusian Art's most fascinating and erotically stimulating instructor.

Sincerely,

Pimplyfly's Party Planning Posse

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01-28-2012, 01:52 PM
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SuperJointRitual went to JCPenny's to buy his mom some underwear as she requested, but he locked his keys in the car. By the time Security got the keys out, JCPenny's was closed, and he couldn't make the purchase. He drove the late-model Chevy home in shame, and listened to Opie and Anthony like the loser that he is.







  #38  
01-28-2012, 05:23 PM
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This is going to be the lamest bot ever.
230 detected.

  #39  
01-28-2012, 08:18 PM
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I have been an inspiring International Speaker, leading Personality Profiling Specialist, Team Dynamics Trainer and for 3 years running against 180 other trainers, I was presented with the Insights Trainer award for “most inspiring training, creating blended learning solutions and supporting others”. Insight have never heard of me and we removed this information from my profile page but we forgot to remove it from here: http://www.venusianarts.com/about-us/

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  #40  
01-29-2012, 01:23 AM
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This is going to be the lamest bot ever.
It will if 230/"Discovery means value" is allowed to contribute

Otherwise it should be quite amusing.







  #41  
01-29-2012, 01:25 AM
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Discovery is an inspiring International Speaker, leading Personality Profiling Trainer and Team Dynamics
Specialist. The Founder and Managing Director of a successful Training company specializing in sales,
team & instructor interaction training, a practicing sports psychologist & life coach, accredited advanced
sales trainer and team dynamic profiling specialist. Discovery has also been awarded a prestigious
“Insights Trainer of the Year” award against 180+ nominees for 3 years running.

  #42  
01-29-2012, 03:03 AM
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  #43  
01-29-2012, 05:40 AM
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"Hi, I'm Shaun Michael Adams aka Discovery and I promote pure violatio ... I mean rape."

"Hello, I'm nicknamed Discovery because I love discovering herpes on other men's genitals. If you want the same skill level as me buy my ebooks.
Thank you."

"Is it bad if I like black cocks?

with pride and respect,
Shaun-Michael Adams aka Discovery"

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I've fucked her bro.






  #44  
01-29-2012, 08:20 AM
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Im just another loser guru, like all the other gurus who read this

No such thing as an anti scene guru, just a pro money guru

If a bot was made about me most jokes would be average at best... because i give them little material.... because im a nobody

Im ted bundy, minus the raping and murdering of innocent women

Im just another loser guru, dont worry about it, i fake smile in all my pictures and tell you how i can help you. Ill be gone soon, im a loser

  #45  
01-29-2012, 08:12 PM
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Try out my new method. I call it "Pure Satisfaction from being BANKRUPT". Merriam-V.A. (Venusian Arts)Webster defines it as full customer satisfaction. 100% of customers polled agree they find my bootcamps informative and engaging.If they don't I ignore all emails and make threats just to make sure the don't get their money back
LOL !

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Once I take their money,They take what they learn and satisfy women in the field of hookers. Satisfaction for everyone, at a reasonable price.
Discovery bot is lame Mystery's cocksucking scam coach of the year 2012.

Where is the pic of the discovery PUA scammer of the year award?
Mail it to Mystery.

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I think it's laughable a midget with a horrible haircut and chubby face and zero sense of style can possibly teach men how to date.
  #46  
01-29-2012, 08:16 PM
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I have been an inspiring International Speaker, leading Personality Profiling Specialist, Team Dynamics Trainer and for 3 years running against 180 other trainers, I was presented with the Insights Trainer award for “most inspiring training, creating blended learning solutions and supporting others”. Insight have never heard of me and we removed this information from my profile page but we forgot to remove it from here

Discovery THE extraordinaire cocksucker wanker sea gullying expert of the Venusian Arts


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I think it's laughable a midget with a horrible haircut and chubby face and zero sense of style can possibly teach men how to date.






  #47  
01-29-2012, 08:19 PM
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Discovery is the classiest, sexiest bot ever. Belongs in GAY forums world wide
Corrected it for calibration purposes
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Venusian Arts is LEGIT at scaming clients and playing Bankrupt


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  #48  
01-29-2012, 08:30 PM
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"Mystery told me to wear eyeliner tonight cause He likes it when my eyeliner runs as he is choking me with his cock in my mouth"

I call it "Pure violate me"

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  #49  
01-30-2012, 12:48 AM
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One of my war veteran friends once saved an innocent child from a burning building. He received the medal of honor for that.

I have received the Master Pickup Artist Medal which is equally impressive.


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It´s not scamming if nobody complains.

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They call me FIGJAM.

Fuck I´m Good Just Ask Me!

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Introducing "Pure Violation Theory":

... You know you want it!

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When I hang out in bars and clubs I frequently get comments on my hip sense of fashion. That´s an IOI. It means the guy is really into me and it´s now my turn to return the favor.

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I used to work part time as a janitor at a prestigious college in the US.

One of the professors created a math problem that only a genius could solve and hung it on the wall.

One day as I was cleaning the hallway and when nobody was looking I solved the math problem.

Unfortunately I got it wrong, someone caught me and I lost my job. Of course I denied everything.

People called me a lying scammer.

The rest is history...

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I didn´t scam Simplyfly.

I don´t even work for Venusian Arts.

It´s all a big conspiracy and I´ll sue everyone that doesn´t agree with me.

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"Looks Don´t Matter!"

...No, I´m serious. They really don´t matter to me. I fuck anything with a pulse.

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Many of my clients that have taken a bootcamp with me put that on their resume when they apply for a job.

It´s a DHV in the eyes of their new employer.

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  #50  
01-30-2012, 01:55 AM
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I instruct all my students on how to close their eyes and do a duck-face. If it doesn't get them laid it will definitely get me a blowjob.


I'm the real reason people are embarrassed to declare bankruptcy. I make them all look like scammers trying to get out of a debt, except they're just poor idiots who got into debt, and I'm a real scammer.

I told people that I was CEO of Venusian Arts then had to delete it from every thread I ever wrote. DOH. I'm a tool.

I need a change of pants because I just diddled myself.

I didn't change my name to Shaun Le Me then Shaun Sobey to avoid the government. I was under the drugbrella.

  #51  
01-30-2012, 01:59 AM
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I look ridiculous.

This guy gave me a medal

The Debt Collection Agency at optional request from us, will also send a notice to your employers regarding both the nature of the services you received and the refusal to make payment.

An ex Army friend of mine owns a Debt Collection Company, specialising in personal and Door collections. I am torn by having to resort to such actions because you were meant to be working towards joining our team.

Yes, if embarrassment helps provoke your pain and want to avoid further, yes I will share with your parents - I have all your emails of why you want to do the program and even videos of you at Vegas infield and in classroom.

Your choice - this won go away an won't be dealt with in your preferred manner.


An ex Army friend of mine owns a Debt Collection Company, specialising in personal and Door collections. I am torn by having to resort to such actions because you were meant to be working towards joining our team.

Yes, if embarrassment helps provoke your pain and want to avoid further, yes I will share with your parents - I have all your emails of why you want to do the program and even videos of you at Vegas infield and in classroom.

Your choice - this won go away an won't be dealt with in your preferred manner.

  #52  
01-30-2012, 02:04 AM
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http://www.puafraud.com/bullying-bas...ence/#comments

http://www.puafraud.com/shaun-michae...n-threatening/

“I was always for win win Chris, but now a whole team affected by what has been said and it is they, now pushing for the legal. The posts CAN be taken down, in fact because they contain comments about ME supposedly stealing £9000 from you, once you point out there are numerous inaccuracies THEY have to take it down or they get hit legally. re money back.. Don’t forget it was you who owed money to Me for a personal program (nothing to do with VA or the coach program). Again all said and done, we are both now in damage limitation as now others are being affected financially. AND I do want you to be able to walk away peaceful in Your mind so there is no resentment fuelling further need to circulate the posts, personal details or accusations, so am sure as always in life there is a win win. But now time is against us and my colleagues wish to act and fund a legal case in UK as they fear it has spiralled out of control. I suggest we meet amicably and you have a sounding board to vent any frustrations at me and I will diligently listen, return my side and we can agree a way forward with a Gentlemen’s shake of
the hand and an inner peace – the alternative. (already mentioned above). I trust as already mentioned there is a win win way forward.”


I don't scaml. I'm Honest Shaun. You can trust me. I wouldn't be called Honest Shaun if was dishonest, now would I?







  #53  
01-30-2012, 02:08 AM
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Yes, I am dating a blond at the moment. Yes, I am refusing to specify which gender that blond is.

I have a badge from Mystery making me his Master PUA of the month. Do you think he gives those out to just anyone?

My favorite pizza is salami and snail anus.

Thanks to Simplyfly, awareness of Venusian Arts services has skyrocketed 400%. We're doing more business than ever before. Dust off the testimonials written by our satisfied customers at our website.

The sudden onset of explosive, violent diarrhea in the middle of a set is not grounds for a refund. That poor girl had every right to run screaming in horror from the scene, as did I and my posse. Bullshit really does baffle brains.

Discovery warned Mystery not to wear a buttplug on a string and call it a necklace.

Bullshit detected. Oh, sorry, that's me.

Someone just pissed their pants in this thread. Oh sorry, that was me again.

  #54  
01-30-2012, 02:12 AM
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I'm the real reason people are embarrassed to declare bankruptcy. I make them all look like scammers trying to get out of a debt, except they're just poor idiots who got into debt, and I'm a real scammer.

Bullshit detected in this thread. Oh sorry, that's just me.

I told people that I was CEO of Venusian Arts then had to delete it from every thread I ever wrote. DOH. I'm a tool.

They're not just idiots who pay for bootcamps - they're MY kind of idiot. Rich idiots.

This is my scamming technique:A guy has already committed but not paid his deposit, so first come, first served. Or I have a guy from England, paid a deposit, but now left his flights too late and they are nearly $2000 to Vegas , but only $200 in USA, so he said whoever takes his place can have his $400 deposit (that wld cover your flight and hotel!!!) I use the last one alot!!!! Powerful

  #55  
01-30-2012, 02:14 AM
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I left England to work on writing my travel guide: Discovering America While On The Run

People called me a lying scammer. People say a lot of things. Mainly just lying scammer to me.









  #56  
01-30-2012, 02:21 AM
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This thread was fine until I showed up. Now it smells of bullshit.

This was the best thread until I made an appearance. Now there's an awkward silence and maybe someone is missing their wallet.

How dare you accuse me of being a thief! I just convinced you to pay a fortune for a service that you weren't provided, refused to give a refund, threatened to send an ex army officer debt collector around to your house, threatened to embarrass you in front of your family, declared bankruptcy to get out of paying debts that I could afford to pay off. Would a thief do that!? Madness!

This thread was fine until I showed up. Now it smells of urine.

I'm not a scammer okay. I just sell products under false pretenses. That's called marketing.

I'm not a scammer! How dare you! I just lie about the true nature of our products and services. It's called marketing, geeez.

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01-30-2012, 02:23 AM
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01-30-2012, 02:29 AM
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My friend Daniel "Top Cat" Sulleiman and I usually go home after a failed night of pickup and hold each other as we cry to sleep. Email him about it here. http://www.facebook.com/people/Danie...iman/521752236

I didn´t scam Simplyfly. I don´t even work for Venusian Arts. It´s all a big conspiracy and I´ll sue everyone that doesn´t agree with me.

My legal team will be watching this site very closely if this "bot" libels me. What do you have to hide? What kind of cowards hide behind handles, scared for people to find out their real names? There are operations in place to bring everybody here to justice.

Think of yourselves as the Megaupload of PU sites. Think very carefully about what you say from now on.

I'm going to sue everybody in this thread. Starting with the OP, then with the faggot that replied to him, then with the faggot that replied to that faggot, then with the faggot who replied to that faggot who replied to the first faggot. All the faggots. Then all the faggots after me.







  #59  
01-30-2012, 02:39 AM
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Dude, this is the worst fucking post you've ever written. Please just hand over your wallet so I can shit on your money.

Don't write any more posts. You're a lunatic, and you should work for Venusian Arts.

Every idiot in this thread qualifies for a job at Venusian Arts! It will only cost $12,000 to join! What?? This is a unique opportunity to make no money and waste years of your life!

  #60  
01-30-2012, 06:46 AM
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"I'm gonna ride a giraffe across the Sahara and sweep Discovery off his feet," declared Pimplyfly as he ran to the giraffe dealership, wads of cash flying from his pockets.

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Discovery promoted me to Junior Instructor and gave me 12,000£. Now that's value!

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Bought on stolen wine
A nod was the first step
You knew very well
What was coming next

Discovery doesn't owe you anything, no
But you owe Discovery something
Repay him now

You should never go to them
Let them come to you
Just like I do
Just like I do

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