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  #61  
01-30-2012, 09:59 AM
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Evolution of a paradigm

First there was LOOKS Matter.

Then came LOOKS MONEY STATUS.

"Big" Mike innovated, creating TENSION Looks money status

Discovery Means Value proudly presents... PHASE FOUR: Hygiene-Friendliness-Basic Human Decency.

All you need is a bar of soap and a chill pill. Discovery Means Value provides the beating you so desperately need.


You're welcome











  #62  
01-30-2012, 10:04 AM
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Will GetGirlsUK "get" the girl?

Will he have to leave the UK to find her?

Will he have a curry tonight?

Questions, questions, so many questions.



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Join the LSS for the Bootcamp Bonanza, February 17-19.

Puahate's very own "Big" Mike GetgirlsUK will present his breakthrough theory tentatively entitled "TENSION Looks Matters Status."

After full days of intensive man-on-man study, it's into the field for practical application!

Don't miss it!
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  #63  
01-30-2012, 10:25 AM
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You need to dominate a woman and prove your strength early on.

No better way than to challenge her to an arm wrestling match.

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The right to bear arms is a political right designed to safeguard freedom so that no government can take away from you the rights which God has given you.

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Some people say that Venusian Arts is the best-known, most well-respected pua company in the world. I agree. If I were to choose a PUA to teach me the basics of life and loving, I would choose one certified by Mystery himself.

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A Look into the Female Mind

No what turns girls off? Homophobia. If you think jokes about gay sex, AIDS, or prison rape are funny, that, my friend, is the reason you don't have a girlfriend.

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When in doubt, blame your failures in life on women and scammers. ACCEPT NO PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY!

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Paper towels: is there anything they cannot do?

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A shower a day keeps the flies away

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Smell that? Yeah? Yeah. That's you.


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Wash your damned clothes each time you wear them.

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Sarging and shopping for peacock gear... Man-style, masculine behavior, man-to-man. Won't you be my friend? I'll give you money.
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  #64  
01-30-2012, 10:32 AM
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I have lots of money. Will anyone here take it from me?

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Providing a service for a consideration is a SCAM!

See that girl, walking across the street? She's a scam!

The moon landing? SCAM.

Vaccines? SCAM.

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The best way to show a girl you like her is to trick her.

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Women are just like men, except they are not disgusting and they don't smell bad.

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  #65  
01-30-2012, 10:36 AM
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My mum went to the store. Will you change my diaper? Please Discovery? I'll pay.

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Banks are scams, so I invest my money in herbal supplements and self help schemes. They seem legit.

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The best way to learn about women is to listen to other guys talk about women.

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01-30-2012, 10:48 AM
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Simplyfly says "if ..."Discovery means value" is allowed to contribute...it should be quite amusing." Discovery Means Value agrees with the simpleton's assessment.

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An angry Pimplyfly wrote "You fucking cunt!" to Discovery Means Value!.

He then furiously threw darts made out of ten-pound notes at the bot line writer until he was all out of money.

At that point he looked around and cried "SCAM."

  #67  
01-30-2012, 03:38 PM
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Pimplyfly hired Discovery to teach him English. Now he can almost write coherently:

"Thank you very much. For once you say something fairly correct, 230. You said this before and I can saftely say, 230. That EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF ADVICE YOU GAVE ME PREVIOUSLY WAS WRONG. This is no exception."

Let's give Discovery a round of applause for working with the English as a First Language students of the UK.

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Descovvery. Your bad man. Verye.

You made smiles. But tingle all gone. ALL GONE. Where go the tingle? Hurtsings! now in my harte.

I comme to vengeration at morale worstenings. For justesse.









  #68  
01-30-2012, 05:46 PM
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Pimplyfly hired Discovery to teach him English. Now he can almost write coherently:

"Thank you very much. For once you say something fairly correct, 230. You said this before and I can saftely say, 230. That EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF ADVICE YOU GAVE ME PREVIOUSLY WAS WRONG. This is no exception."

Let's give Discovery a round of applause for working with the English as a First Language students of the UK.

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Descovvery. Your bad man. Verye.

You made smiles. But tingle all gone. ALL GONE. Where go the tingle? Hurtsings! now in my harte.

I comme to vengeration at morale worstenings. For justesse.

Oh my What the hell is this ???

no no no

This isnt what the Discovery bot says.

This is a crackhead bot,

Please BAN this fucking troll

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  #69  
01-30-2012, 11:50 PM
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Oh my What the hell is this ???

no no no

This isnt what the Discovery bot says.

This is a crackhead bot,

Please BAN this fucking troll
It's 230 trying to rain on everyone's parade making a counter bot.

Why we can't just ban and delete it I don't know, no one has made the bot yet.

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02-01-2012, 02:00 PM
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When is the real bot going live?







  #71  
02-01-2012, 06:41 PM
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I got my outsource dude working on formatting the bot reponses already. I told him not to include any of the responses from Discovery Means Value.

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  #72  
02-01-2012, 07:11 PM
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I got my outsource dude working on formatting the bot reponses already. I told him not to include any of the responses from Discovery Means Value.

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Hahaha...

Prepare for a slew of PMs. She's gonna be

  #73  
02-01-2012, 08:21 PM
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I got my outsource dude working on formatting the bot reponses already. I told him not to include any of the responses from Discovery Means Value.

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Discovery Means Value is gonna sue, I tell you! We're gonna sue!

Scammer!












  #74  
02-02-2012, 01:06 AM
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I got my outsource dude working on formatting the bot reponses already. I told him not to include any of the responses from Discovery Means Value.


  #75  
02-02-2012, 11:05 AM
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Discovery and Venusian Arts want to help you learn how to insert your penis into a willing vagina. We will guide you step by step through the process. We will be there to record the special moment, when it happens, for the first time.*

If your penis fails to engage a vagina on your first try, please understand there will be no refunds.

*For an extra fee we can post the video to your mum.

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  #76  
02-02-2012, 11:26 AM
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Discovery and Venusian Arts want to help you learn how to insert your penis into a willing vagina. We will guide you step by step through the process. We will be there to record the special moment, when it happens, for the first time.*

If your penis fails to engage a vagina on your first try, please understand there will be no refunds.

*For an extra fee we can post the video to your mum.

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** We will also post to your employers

Actually this is pretty classic for the bot to say:

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Originally Posted by Scammer Adams
From: discovery@venusianarts.co.uk
Subject: Re: Final Request - FORMAL NOTIFICATION
Date: Tue, 19 Apr 2011 10:54:25 +0100

"1. the address I have on file I believe is your parent's address and how do you think they will feel having Debt Collectors turn up on their door in the evening?

2. You emails/texts I am advised are sufficient proof that you accept you owe the money and were struggling to pay - now you have just ignored my contact giving me grounds to use an efficient Personal Collection Service.

3. you will be liable for all agency costs I use to pursue the debt (Debt Collectors (£280 per day), Legal correspondence @£220 per hour for services used.

4. I will wait 7 days and if I have not heard from you the following will happen:

a. you will be removed from all our forums, team affiliations and there will be no-recourse on this thereafter as we must treat this instance as dishonest behaviour.

b. within 3 days from now a legal letter will be sent to you and your parents warning of imminent Debt Collector Visits, who will plan visits within 5 days to both your home and your place of work!

c. the Debt Collection Agency at optional request from us, will also send a notice to your employers regarding both the nature of the services you received and the refusal to make payment.

YOUR choice I am disappointed it has come to this."
a few minutues later.
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Originally Posted by Scammer Adams
"Yes, if embarrassment helps provoke your pain and want to avoid further, yes I will share with your parents - I have all your emails of why you want to do the program and even videos of you at Vegas infield and in classroom.

Your choice - this won go away an won't be dealt with in your preferred manner. "








  #77  
02-02-2012, 11:28 AM
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Discovery and Venusian Arts want to help you learn how to insert your penis into a willing vagina. We will guide you step by step through the process. We will be there to record the special moment, when it happens, for the first time.*

If your penis fails to engage a vagina on your first try, please understand there will be no refunds.

*For an extra fee we can post the video to your mum.

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You fail on 3 levels. You're a retard, it's not funny, and


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You guys have until 2/1/11 to post in this thread the content you want the bot character to say.


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02-02-2012, 11:52 AM
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I like this one:

"I'm gonna ride a giraffe across the Sahara and sweep Discovery off his feet," declared Pimplyfly as he ran to the giraffe dealership, wads of cash flying from his pockets.

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02-02-2012, 12:00 PM
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It's still within the time frame here?

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  #80  
02-02-2012, 12:10 PM
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I like this one:

"I'm gonna ride a giraffe across the Sahara and sweep Discovery off his feet," declared Pimplyfly as he ran to the giraffe dealership, wads of cash flying from his pockets.
Well no one else likes it or you, so f off and die.

Oh and stick that giraffe up where the sun doesn't shine like it does in the Sahara.

There's one for the 23homo Bot. ^

Go suck SMA's immoral bankrupt dick (again)

and it's Pimply cos I insult you like a PIMP, bitch.

I thought they banned you.

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02-02-2012, 01:16 PM
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LOL, are you actually saying the sun doesn't shine in the Sahara desert? Help me out here, Pimplyfly.

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Well no one else likes it or you, so f off and die.

Oh and stick that giraffe up where the sun doesn't shine like it does in the Sahara.


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02-02-2012, 01:35 PM
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Do you think when Simplyfly wallks down the street he really has wads of cash flying out of his pockets?

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02-02-2012, 01:43 PM
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LOL, are you actually saying the sun doesn't shine in the Sahara desert? Help me out here, Pimplyfly.
Yes I guess I could have done with a comma or a full stop. But i'm sure you don't need any help in placing it in the appropriate place to interpolate what I really meant with my sentiment above?

But keep playing dumb, it suits you.

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02-02-2012, 02:11 PM
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Do you think when Simplyfly wallks down the street he really has wads of cash flying out of his pockets?
Well according to Pimplyfly, he paid for his bootcamp in CASH. If he wanted that giraffe as badly as he wanted that bootcamp (and according to the quote above he does), I'd wager that yes, there would be wads of cash flying hither and tither.

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02-02-2012, 05:27 PM
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Well according to Pimplyfly, he paid for his bootcamp in CASH. If he wanted that giraffe as badly as he wanted that bootcamp (and according to the quote above he does), I'd wager that yes, there would be wads of cash flying hither and tither.
Irrelevant.
wrong section of the forum for this discussion ,professor.

this is content thread for February bot.
So dont shite all over it OK?!

Remember FEB is month of Love, so do it for me.

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02-07-2012, 08:01 PM
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this bitch ruined the discovery bot thread.she shits all over the place somebody should knock some sense into her.

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02-08-2012, 05:07 PM
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This is how people who defaulted were dealt with back in the day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debtors%27_prison I think this would have motivated my con man to pay back what he owed.

Not that i'm saying I approve of this. Or that he deserves it but this is how they used to do it.

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The Discovery character is now live in the forum multi-bot. None of the posts from Discovery Means Value in this thread were included.


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02-12-2012, 12:54 PM
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The Discovery character is now live in the forum multi-bot. None of the posts from Discovery Means Value in this thread were included.


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02-13-2012, 05:20 PM
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wheres the discovery bot?

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