Amazing Shitty Advice Quotes

[Guru of Auto Enroll]

Originally Posted by Ssandro

Jennifer aniston was hot when he was dating her. Angelina jolie is ok, probably better in bed. But if you not happy with fucking that, then wtf

Angelina Jolie made out with her brother, so you know she's down for some freaky shit.

[valkyrie]

Originally Posted by twothreeoh

You are messed up bro. Get help.

230 answer to the LMS fags.

[Nems]

Originally Posted by onenatural

This is a thread dedicated to the amazing things people say on shitty advice.

You guys are grade A geniuses, so we must archive this knowledge before these gems are lost.

I'll start with this one, feel free to add your own:

"There's absolutely no reason for a non-male model to step outside anymore aside from work/gym/groceries."
- coolstarrybra

i bet you have so amazing pea cocking gear.

[shutupwoman]

sex with women is for fags. the real power is in the man's jawline. NO HOMO

laughed at least 15 straight minutes

[valkyrie]

Originally Posted by Worthless Trash

Classical case of moderators bullying weak ugly retards.
JUSTICE for TheTruth

WT is famous

[puassuck]

It's all about looks, status and personality.

There is a difference between being ugly and being average. An average joe with a likable personality can get layed. Even ugly men can get layed with their disadvantage. I've seen it happen. If you have a bad personality you have no chance though.

The problem with a lot of you guys is as follows:

1. You have ridiculously high standards for female attractiveness. (ironically some you criticize women for having similar standards)

2. You have ridiculously high standards of success with women. If you have a girlfriend or a fuck buddy you have won. You don't need to bang every '9' or '10' you see.

3. Some of you guys come off timid. You won't even talk to women unless there is a guarantee of sex.

4. You are socially retarded. You don't know how to converse in general. I suspect this of quite a few of you.

5. You are full of negativity. Why would anybody want to spend time with you?

6. Many of you seem you like you have no direction in life. How could you be attractive to woman if you have nothing going for you?

[PUAhater]

Originally Posted by puassuck

It's all about looks, status and personality.

There is a difference between being ugly and being average. An average joe with a likable personality can get layed. Even ugly men can get layed with their disadvantage. I've seen it happen. If you have a bad personality you have no chance though.

The problem with a lot of you guys is as follows:

1. You have ridiculously high standards for female attractiveness. (ironically some you criticize women for having similar standards)

Right now there is a rich, good looking asshole born that will fuck only 9s and 10s his whole life. He has done absolutely nothing to achieve this. Why should we be denied a life of hot women only because we didn´t win the genetic lottery?
2. You have ridiculously high standards of success with women. If you have a girlfriend or a fuck buddy you have won. You don't need to bang every '9' or '10' you see.
Yes, but many decent looking guys with good personalities on here can´t even get that unless they settle for ugly/obese girls.

3. Some of you guys come off timid. You won't even talk to women unless there is a guarantee of sex.
Why else would you talk to women? Generally the more attractive a girl thinks she is the shittier her personality. Women simply aren´t nice or friendly unless they´re attracted to you. Any guy that actually makes an effort to meet them will agree.

4. You are socially retarded. You don't know how to converse in general. I suspect this of quite a few of you.
Almost nobody acts the way they act on the internet in real life. A woman can have aspergers and still hook up with a guy way out of her league. Just look at Jankinoff.

5. You are full of negativity. Why would anybody want to spend time with you?
We became negative by interacting with women and discovering the truth that looks are everything and personality doesn´t mean shit in life.

6. Many of you seem you like you have no direction in life. How could you be attractive to woman if you have nothing going for you?
This doesn´t matter. Women don´t care where you´re going, they only care if you make money. An average looking crackwhore can put up a profile on PoF or go to a club and be treated by a godess and have a bazillion guys hitting on her. An average looking firefighter that saved hundreds of people out of burning buildings will get 1 message a month and a "fuck off" in a club

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[gottaplaythemwhores]

Originally Posted by puassuck

It's all about looks, status and personality.

There is a difference between being ugly and being average. An average joe with a likable personality can get layed. Even ugly men can get layed with their disadvantage. I've seen it happen. If you have a bad personality you have no chance though.

The problem with a lot of you guys is as follows:

1. You have ridiculously high standards for female attractiveness. (ironically some you criticize women for having similar standards)

2. You have ridiculously high standards of success with women. If you have a girlfriend or a fuck buddy you have won. You don't need to bang every '9' or '10' you see.

3. Some of you guys come off timid. You won't even talk to women unless there is a guarantee of sex.

4. You are socially retarded. You don't know how to converse in general. I suspect this of quite a few of you.

5. You are full of negativity. Why would anybody want to spend time with you?

6. Many of you seem you like you have no direction in life. How could you be attractive to woman if you have nothing going for you?

PUA detected. lets hate on that faggot.

[twothreeoh]

Originally Posted by shutupwoman

laughed at least 15 straight minutes

230 = Bot Line Queen

[ChinPokoBorn]

I add them to my lair - www.looksmatter.net

[valkyrie]

Originally Posted by twothreeoh

You can post the rape, mutilation and violent death of women.

Substitute animals for women and it's a ban.

Animals > women

I gotta add this here.

This made me laugh for several hours.

[Hyxtery]

this one

sums everything up

Originally Posted by GMCream

Sup homo. Welcome to shitty advice.

Here's a crash course.

Ryan Gosling is disgusting.

Being Asian is bad.

Gay people have no standards.

All 9's are 7's and all 7's are fours.

Long Midface = suicide.

230 is a bloke.

Rate men not women.

That's about it I reckon.

[valkyrie]

Originally Posted by Worthless Trash

Why don't you ask a self-made rich guy if he got lucky. Instead of asking losers.
No use in taking advice here since everyone is a loser.
You believe what you want.


If wife beaters didn't have wives they wouldn't be called wife beaters.
I'm kidding, even though there's a certain amount of truth in what i said.
Girls really like bullies and overconfident guys.



As you can see on puahate, all goodlooking people don't leave the house and post on puahate all day. So there's no need to worry, there's no competition.

Jamie don't worry, feel at home here, between uglies like you.

all of these post are from WT.

[ChinPokoBorn]

Originally Posted by Confidence

Best pickup line ever:

"I'd love to pull your panties off and lick you for hours.
You're gorgeous."

Seeing this makes me die inside.

[PokerFace]

yea, I realized, Im a second rate human being, its so sad, its like all my defense mechanisms broke down after seeing that

even if this is a fake, I know that stuff like this happens everyday

[valkyrie]

Originally Posted by onenatural

Yeah, that's right. Everyone around you is delusional. You have secret special knowledge that no one else knows. You are special.

Onenaturals response to the looks faggot crew.



Made me smile.

[valkyrie]

Quote:
Upload a pic of yourself. We'll rate you out of 10. This will enhance your game.

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Lulz, this made me laugh so much.

That line represents the entire puahate forum especially the shitty advice.

[valkyrie]

Originally Posted by onenatural

I heard Michael Jackson got laid like a rockstar.

This goes into this thread for making me laugh so much.
This one of his epic post.

[onenatural]

Originally Posted by itsoverjohhny

Mental masturbation. Dick in vagina bareback or you're ugly.

[Jegern]

some lines that made me chuckle

-its not enough if I succeed, others must fail


-the only girl I texted is my mom


dont remember from who

[Harry Palms]

I don't shower and I smells like goat but the reason wy womens rejected me is my mid-face

[Harry Palms]

If an asperger jacks off in woods does any womens care?

[Swishbuck]

Originally Posted by ChinPokoBorn

Seeing this makes me die inside.

LOL I was gonna say...SO depressing.

Not one of us on here could utter that phrase to an HB5 and expect to get a positive response.

I will now rage.

[Swishbuck]

Midface

Nimbus

State

[PUAhater]

Originally Posted by Swishbuck

LOL I was gonna say...SO depressing.

Not one of us on here could utter that phrase to an HB5 and expect to get a positive response.

I will now rage.

It worked for me a bunch of times and I´m not male model looking.

[Swishbuck]

Originally Posted by PUAhater

It worked for me a bunch of times and I´m not male model looking.

[PUAhater]

Originally Posted by Swishbuck

[Swishbuck]

Fuckin' Bert is creepy, man.

[valkyrie]

Originally Posted by Confidence

Honestly, I wish I had found PUA or something else that would at least give me the courage to talk to girls.

Instead, I've known about Lms basically my entire life and haven't even attempted to talk to a girl.

This I consider amazing.

[onenatural]

Originally Posted by PUAhater

It´s impossible to sleep at night when you know guys like him are out there that have everything handed to them since birth simply because they won the genetic lottery. Their life is one big party. Dating models and having them fall in love with you constantly, sipping champagne all day on a yacht in St. Tropez while having group orgies with 10s and having everyone kiss your ass all the time. All this because you won the genetic lottery.