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04-05-2012, 03:28 AM
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Here is a list of the top male models based on physical beauty. Its assessed using looks as the only criteria. The models are rated using the sentiments of the modeling and fashion community.

It does not take into account remuneration figures, which mean some models such as Sean o'pry, who is considered plain and generic by some, are overrated.

#5 Baptiste Giabiconi

In 2009, supermodel Naomi Campbell met Giabiconi in Moscow and told him, Its not right: We all have defects. You have none.

In an interview with Karl Lagerfeld described Giabiconi as a boy version of Gisele Bundchen: skinny, skinny but with an athletic body good for clothes and great with no clothes.

Flawless, interesting and vibrant features, he is the finest exponent of human expression. Timeless and beautiful.



#4 francisco-lachowski
A newcomer, he started his modeling career after winning a magazine contest.
Stunning is the only word that truly describes his beauty. A masterpiece of genetics and a spectacle for even the most critical eye.



#3 Marlon Teixeira
Perhaps the most classically handsome of the lot. A favorite of women. Tall dark and presents as masculine. Beautiful and expressive.



#2 Julien Hedquist
His boy-next-door look won the likes of many designers, and is frequently seen on the runway shows from Milan, Paris to New York



#1 taylor fuchs

Facially one of the most beautiful men to have ever walked the planet. Piercing blue, eyes, perfect skin and features from out of this world. Unique. He is a piece of art. A monument of beauty.









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04-05-2012, 04:22 AM
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I bet Taylor does indeed "Fuchs".

I don't think Taylor should top that list though. The more mediterranean-looking, tanned, darker models look healthier. Mellanin.

Sigh, this thread...why do it to us, Jamie?

These models FEET are better looking than our FACES.

FUCK THE WORLD.

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That chin is so fucking obnoxious though..

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I really rate Marlon Teixeira. He's masculine as well, so it's hard for anyone to criticize him for being feminine.

women go crazy for this guy.







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Fuck no...this is too much.

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The female face looks like an incomplete male face, which it essentially is. However, only genetically blessed males can develop this extreme sexual morphism
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Yeah he's the only I like. The other ones look gay.
Can I ask you if you think his body size is perfect, or would you say optimally a guy should be bigger?

he definitely #1 with women and it's not just the fashion model types who like him, he seems to have all round appeal.

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but
what the hell is this faggotery?

you are a bunch of morons
you want to get women and you are masturbating and licking the dicks of the male models
what kind of women is going to notice you fucking retards







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04-05-2012, 05:16 AM
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Simon Nessman has the most beautiful silhouette imo:



it only takes a head transplantation and they're identical

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it only takes a head transplantation and they're identical
loool

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it's like those IQ questions where you're a given a sequence and asked to pick what's the next one according to logic
well, here's my take









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it's like those IQ questions where you're a given a sequence and asked to pick what's the next one according to logic
well, here's my take



i totally agree with this. havent you posted it, i would have done for sure the same

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who else is feeling gay.

quick, lets fuck before the feeling passes.


You homo's! What were you thinking?

None of us even compare to these guys. Those guys are 1 in 100 million. DO NOT compare yourselves to them

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04-05-2012, 12:35 PM
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Here you guys go acting like faggots again.

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it's like those IQ questions where you're a given a sequence and asked to pick what's the next one according to logic
well, here's my take

AHAHAHAH, lol'ed

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it's no homo brah. we are just analyzing the competition.

the only people who this should spike a response in are the closet gays who are struggling to restrain their homosexual desires. thanks to me we have a good list of who they are

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ITT: massive faggotry

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it's no homo brah. we are just analyzing the competition.

the only people who this should spike a response in are the closet gays who are struggling to restrain their homosexual desires. thanks to me we have a good list of who they are
Ah yes of course Jamie. Posting dozens of threads that contain pictures of male models. That's very heterosexual. Yes, whatever you say. Because you're always right.




































You're a faggot.







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Im suprised Jamie didnt make the list

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Im suprised Jamie didnt make the list
LOL

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God why...

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but
what the hell is this faggotery?

you are a bunch of morons
you want to get women and you are masturbating and licking the dicks of the male models
what kind of women is going to notice you fucking retards
haha these faggots falling in love
they mind as well wear skirts like Discovery faggotry

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Baptiste Giabiconi was rejected by many model agencys because of his cross eyes apparently

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Simon Nessman has the most beautiful silhouette imo:



Number 2 looks should be on puahate for woodpeckers, you would be an alpha in the woodpecker kingdom lol







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it's no homo brah. we are just analyzing the competition.
These men are not your "competition".

Just knowing a male model's name is somewhat suspect of being gay. The confirmation test is if jamie99 likes or approves of it - then it is gay. So...GAY!

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These men are not your "competition".

Just knowing a male model's name is somewhat suspect of being gay. The confirmation test is if jamie99 likes or approves of it - then it is gay. So...GAY!
They are nice to look at. I could watch gay porn and not be gay.

Your sexuality can't change.

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I know little Icarus will be typing away on his keyboard , I can already see his yes lighting up , his joyous mind finally able to create a credible attack , yet I already know he's going to fail, as usual. language has no mercy on the unimaginative,

so before i go to bed - inb4 any more gay insults







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I know little Icarus will be typing away on his keyboard , I can already see his yes lighting up , his joyous mind finally able to create a credible attack , yet I already know he's going to fail, as usual. language has no mercy on the unimaginative,

so before i go to bed - inb4 any more gay insults
When you only have four brains cells to bang together it's hard to think of some way to insult someone without resorting to the old chestnuts of insinuating that someone is gay..

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